The portly Hippo has kept us entertained for centuries with their uncomfortable gait on land and their loud-speaker like calls when in the water. The Hippo is one of Africa's iconic animals, much like the Elephants and the Lions yet we don't see them much because 95 percent of their bodies are usually hidden beneath the water.
Of late the movie Madagascar II has made Hippo's a little more famous and perhaps handsome of attractive. Often when out sitting next to the river watching these large lumps of lard I imagine them dancing to the tune of 'I like them chunky!'
Hippo have been on the list as one of the most dangerous killers in Africa for a long while now and this is more due to their territorial temperament than their nature. As with humans, the older hippos get, the more cranky they are and it is these older bulls that have been kicked out of their family group, often with mortal wounds, that cause the many deaths in Africa each year. NO, Hippo are not villainous killers that need to be shot to save the poor locals in Africa, nor are they so numerous that they have to be culled - these are over exaggerated stories that outfitters and camera hungry PH's feed their zealous clients.
Despite their size, their power and ferocious nature Hippos are cowards deep down and scuttle to the safety of the water at the slightest sign of danger. They outweigh a lion 10 times yet the sight or smell of one sends them into a frantic headlong charge towards the water knocking down all in front of them.
Hippo's live in family groups with a couple of older cows seeing over the younger ones and the babies while the dominant bull will keep all territorial challenges at bay. Watching these powerful masses of muscle chomp at each other with razor sharp saber-like teeth is a sight to behold. Often bulls will fight to the death yet most of the time the weaker will yield and run for it.
hunting tips - the hunt
To hunt a hippo is probably as challenging as beating a fly to death with a rolled up piece of newspaper. Stories abound of ferocious hippo that charge out of the water for no reason, trying to kill all passers by. While some old bulls do get defensive and a bit cranky, 90% of hippo are shot while they are in the water from about 50 yards away. A bull is chosen and one simply walks up to the bank of the river or pond, takes aim, waits for the hippo to present a good head shot and bang, hunt over.
The hippo will usually float to the surface within half an hour or will be visible in shallow water whereupon it is retrieved and hauled to the bank. This is often the most interesting part as local fishermen or the PH's own trackers wade into the crocodile-infested river to tie the rope around the hippo.
In Zambia, many hunters will shoot hippo, however, as it makes excellent lion bait and the decision is usually a matter of necessity rather than choice.
hunting tips - the caliber
The most common shot for obvious reasons is the brain shot. Directly between the eyes or between the eye and the ear are the best areas to aim for. If you have a high enough vantage point, like the high banks of the Luangwa River in Zambia, you can take aim directly on the visible line which runs down the center back of the Hippos neck - as they break surface often in an attempt to scan their surrounding area.
Although the .375 magnum is the minimum legal requirement for shooting hippo, I have seen hunters use 7mm Magnums, 300 Magnums (even 30-06) with good quality solids. Even the lowly 45 70 Government in lever action form has succeeded in felling this most impenetrable of Africas large beasts.
hunting tips - where
The best countries to hunt hippo are Zambia, Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Botswana. South Africa does have hippo on offer but they are expensive when compared with the countries to the north and are usually captive bred or translocated animals.
The hunting of hippo is usually incidental to the hunting of another species such as lion or buffalo.